Bacon Bandaids

If my coworkers were to duel your coworkers in a battle to decide who has the best coworkers, then my coworkers would win!! hands down!

One day last week, a coworker tells me that she is going to bring me bacon bandaids because, well, its no secret that i'm nutty about bacon.

Then, the very next day another coworker says she has a surprise for me and busts this out:

The toy inside

I wore this for the rest of the day

Then the first coworker, sad that she didn't get to give me the bacon gift, said she has another surprise for me and I will just have to wait to see what it is.  I can't wait!

Everything should taste like Bacon, and I mean everything

Bacon Flavored MMMvelopes:

http://store.baconsalt.com/JampDs-Bacon-Flavored-Mmmvelopes-403-packs-of-2541_p_70.html#

Mo’s Bacon Bar (which is the shiz by itself and worth all 7 bucks) + chocolate chip pancake mix = what?!

http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=5440&cat=316&bf=cto

Where can I procure this?

http://esethebige.blogspot.com/2009/09/car-e-burger-is-crazy-delicious.html

Bacon flavored popcorn:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/cf26/

Bacon lip balm:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/ce5c/

Pour some bacon salt on whatever doesn’t already taste like bacon:

Don’t you hate going through your day eating boring food that doesn’t taste like bacon? Cereal – doesn’t taste like bacon, sandwiches – Don’t Taste Like Bacon, salad – DOESN’T TASTE LIKE BACON. Now using a combination of magic and science, the world’s greatest minds bring you BACON SALT!!!! Bacon salt is a wonderful seasoning that can be sprinkled on any ho hum food to make it taste like awesomely delicious bacon. Stupid diet got ya down? Well put some bacon salt on those vegetables and keep losing weight.

Bacon Salt can also be used to make good food better. Just think of the possibilities. Sure strawberry ice cream tastes good. Strawberry ice cream with Bacon Salt TASTES GREAT! Enjoying some chocolate chip cookies with the family? Think about the smiles on the kids faces when they discover the extra secret ingredient of bacon salt!

Best of all Bacon Salt is vegetarian and kosher friendly. You heard that right. There is no actual pork in Bacon Salt so everyone can enjoy that sweet sweet bacon flavor. Instead of tofu for dinner vegetarians can now have BACON flavored tofu for dinner!

It makes bad food good. It makes good food great. It lets vegetarians enjoy the glorious taste of bacon. IT’S BACON SALT!!!

Bacon Salt

•Tastes like bacon!
•Cheddar flavor now available.
•Makes other things taste like bacon!
•Vegetarian and Kosher friendly!
•BACON!!
 
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/wacky-edibles/c4e9/
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