an impressive bacon novelty product

I know it has been awhile since I've posted about the heavenly, processed goodness that is bacon. Clearly, my priorities have not been straight. I'm back on the straight and narrow path just in time to present to you, Bacon Lube!

"You've always been a lover of bacon. Well, now you can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world's first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant.

No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns.

Just Keep It Sizzlin' with baconlube. They'll be bacon for more."

And it's only a mere $60. Christmas and Valentine's Day is right around the corner. Think about getting your loved one a gift they'll never forget.

Thanks to Jemimah for the find!