Swine lust will never die

A blog dedicated to all things bacon because you haven't had enough of this divine gift from the heavens.



Sunday, June 27, 2010

Funky Fresh!

Today, I discovered a Google Reader post from a long lost and extremely missed coworker.  Bacon air freshener!! 




And while I ride this theme of Funky Fresh, allow me to highlight yet another genius bacon product from Thinkgeek.  Introducing Bacon with the shelf life of a Twinky: Tac Bac - Tactical Canned Bacon.

Too lazy to microwave bacon strips with your bacon genie?  I know that feeling.  Just pop open a can of bacon!



Guilty bacon pleasures at the Diner

Reese's Peanut Butter cup pancakes with bacon. Guilty as charged.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Bacon adventures in Park Slope

If you're a lover of all things bacon, then you must visit two places on your next leisurely Saturday or Sunday in Park Slope: Applewood and BrookVin.

First, let me preface my spiel by stating that I have not been to every brunch spot in Brooklyn but I take my Brooklyn brunch very seriously as I do not like to travel into Manhattan during the weekend unless absolutely necessary (and that really includes Williamsburg, but exceptions are made).  Some brunch spots fare better than others but Applewood ranks among my top favorites which include Roberta's (Cheeses Christ!); Buttermilk Channel; Stone Park Cafe; Get Fresh Table and Market; Alma (for the view); and Clover Club (liquid brunch) to name a few.  Although every place is different, I almost always order bacon and grits (if possible) to compare. 

By far, Applewood has the best prepared bacon and the grits are just right: creamy and thick with a subtle yet rich cheese flavor dispersed throughout.  Other places tend to place a greasy, semi-warm clump of cheese on top of an otherwise flavorless grit ensemble.  The applewood smoked bacon is cooked to utter perfection with thick, rich, smoky and crispy (not burnt) slices that melt in your mouth with no traces of grease whatsoever.  Well-prepared bacon like this transcends the material world and makes every thing okay.   As an added bonus, Applewood also serves the absolute best Bloody Marys in Brooklyn that are so spicy, they give you a complementary Ale chaser. 

After your brunch, just head south 1/2 of a block on 7th Avenue for a novelty bacon bonus. Brook vin serves a glazed ham bacon infused Bourbon concoction with organic maple syrup.  yes, you can read that again.  It tastes like Bourbon then finishes strong with a smoky, woody bacon flavor.  And there you have it. 

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Bacon Soap

As a lover of all things novelty, I highly endorse the latest addition to the Thinkgeek family of products:


Why wouldn't you buy a gift that "Looks and smells like bacon, but won't give you diseases if you rub it all over your body?" 

Monday, May 10, 2010

Are you ready for your bacon latte?

"Bacon donuts. Bacon and egg burgers. Bacon cooked in a machine gun. Have we left anything out that might make your breakfast extra-super-bacony? Of course: bacon-flavored coffee! Thanks to the syrup sprites at Torani, this frontier has at last been breached, and bacon lattes are just a stirrer away.

The syrup is available through Torani's web site for $6.95 a bottle. According to Torani:

Bacon enthusiasts will recognize the same savory, meaty flavor as authentic bacon in this salty, sweet syrup. Torani Bacon syrup adds savory bacon flavor to cocktails, lattes, sauces and more. Just add 1/2 - 1 oz. of syrup to a 6-8 oz. beverage, and enjoy this innovative new flavor from Torani."

Torani kindly supplies recipes for such classic beverages as the Bacon Alexander and the Bacon Bourbon Sour, the latter of which includes bacon syrup, lemon juice, bourbon, and a strip of real bacon as a garnish. Yum!" (repost)

Yes, i am actually curious enough to purchase this syrup and will report the results shortly...

More information here:

http://consumerist.com/2010/05/are-you-ready-for-your-bacon-latte.html

Saturday, April 24, 2010

This just in...

Today only: Shake Shack on the Upper West Side is featuring a Peanut Butter Bacon Burger!! Sadly I am not able to make it to today but I REALLY hope this is added to their regular menu sooner than later.


http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/2010/04/the-peanut-butter-and-bacon-burger-review-shake-shack-upper-west-side-nyc.html

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Another bacon product for the swine-obsessed


"BACON BRIGHT" Custom painted bacon floor lamp has the beautiful glow of the beauty of everyone's favorite meat!
As the weather gets chilly, turn down the lights, turn on the bacon. This lamp has 4 large luminescent strips of bacon, one per side of this hand made paper lamp shade.
It all ships easily in a sturdy cardboard box ready to be gift wrapped. Order now and I'll include a pack of 5 bacon xmas tree cards!

More info here:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=mt&listing_id=36055993